Tales from the MILF: 5/22/11

Do you LOVE sex as much as I?

So...

Having 3 children doesn't eliminate one's sex drive, or make a sexy hot woman any less physically attractive. I may be busy raising productive members of society, but that does not mean that I have to deny myself my physical needs. I love sex. I love being fucked by men with large dicks and have found a way to do so while raising my children. Want to follow me on this journey? Want to help me? If so, read on... Also - dont leave without scrolling all the way down.. I have a cock gallery on display - you don't want to miss it... I really want women to start submitting me pics of their boyfriends with them - that is sooo hot! (Just one of my weird quirks...)

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I am back on Face Book....

Come request me on Facebook my loyal fans... I am now up and running again! Just look up Mona Lot :-) Talk to you all soon!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Video of the week

The man in this video sent me this to 'test' me to see if I would actually post it... You all should really know me better than that... Of course I am going to upload anything that is sent to me if I am given permission... Jeez.

Tips to make your cock HOTTER

So, in the past week I have had numerous men whom I have rated ask me how they can make their cocks more aesthetically pleasing to women (My words not theirs). Here are a few tips... and ladies... please feel free to comment and help me out here - send me emails at monalotmilf@gmail.com with your suggestions and I will be sure to add them!

1) Cleanliness: if your dick is crusty and dirty or even worse smelly - no woman in their right mind (unless she has some weird fetish) is going to touch you with a 10 foot pole! This is especially important to you guys who are uncircumsized... CLEAN YOURSELF - you should be a healthy looking color and texture. A word to the wise... DAB (this means take a piece of toilet paper after each piss and wipe yourself off - we do it for you guys it's the least you can do for us!)

2) Manscaping: Cut that bush! You don't have to shave, its understandable that shaving can be an itchy proposition if you are not of the fastitidious nature, but at least trim... You have no idea how much of a turn off it is to be going to town sucking and licking that fine cock you have, only to start choking on a stray pubic hair. TRIM we do it for you -its just common curteousy...

3) Take pictures of yourself when you are HARD: Sending us soft pics of you isn't much of a turn on. What are you trying to tell us? You aren't turned on at the prospect of us admiring your fine cock? I don't want you soft - what good is that to me? Hard cocks only need apply...

All right sexy ladies - help me out here... What have I forgotten?